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nefariouslywhitney:

People are putting such an enormous amount of faith in me now. I should have gotten pregnant earlier.

I think people take it easier on mothers. 

Which frustrated me because people kept coddling me. 

Well I don’t have that problem, thankfully. [ Slides the chicken onto a plate and grabs a knife and fork from the drawer, sitting down at the table before looking up at Natasha ]

Uh… Would you, mind turning around for a few minutes?