thestarkreality:

What do you mean where’ve I been? I’ve been working, and keeping the press away, and assuring the shareholders that no, I’ve not gone insane and I’d like to keep my company, please, and running around town trying to keep up with your weird mood swings and cravings and needs, and being bombarded by accusations from angry mothers about how I can’t be having a child because I’m not married and I should set a better example, and by getting chewed out by an incredibly angry SHIELD Director who’s somehow just figured out who you are.

I don’t think I’ve slept in a month.

Oh that’s great, blame it on me. I haven’t seen you in almost two weeks! Hire more people, God knows we’re rich enough.

Go the fuck to sleep and in the morning work on hiring new people.