cellobowsandarrows:

nefariouslywhitney:

How the hell did you know it was me? I was planning on doing that creepy voice thing…

Caller ID. Why phone reads “insane smoker" when you call. I’ve just been fucking with you pretending not know…however right now is terribly inconvenient. Can we please reschedule for a less busy day?

[ She smiles a little. ‘Insane smoker’… ] 

My my- such high demands… How about you just hang up?