katehawkeye:

Lucky’s at home, I don’t see why…

—you’re not seriously thinking about hurting the dog, right? Isn’t that against, like, every rule ever made? Even you wouldn’t be that evil.

I happen to like dogs very much. I have two of my own, actually. I just didn’t want him getting in the way, trying to save you. You know, that annoying thing that dogs do.

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